composer, six-footer, sister, bomb shelter, healer, remote controller, natural gas producer, antarctic explorer, post-raphaelite, margaret thatcher's joke writer, leg cruncher, the most excellent zidiot lovehater, elvis lookalike, 1m88, fruit picker, fire hazard, performance artist, northerner, palm reader, jammy sod, leach sucker, beard trimmer, mercury sniffer, purveyor of fine herbs and medicines to h.m. queen elizabeth ii, pedicurist, bounty hunter, soap-box maker, hair stylist, celebrity embalmer, potty trainer, egg pickler, unemployed jockey, tattle-teller, big cheese, julio iglesias' lyricist, necrologist, pepper grinder, goodie-goodie, elephant-house cleaner, rectangulist, astronaut, failure, intestinal pipe cleaner, land mine detonator, solid-state physicist, draft enforcer, bra underwirer, hatchet man, absolutist, lady di impersonator, monomaniac, first official viola-class-on-the-moon inspector, taxidermist, hippopotamus wrestler, moisturiser, home-made man, paper pusher, olympic gold medallist, bear baiter, herbivore, grave robber, old masters restorer, basket weaver, imposter, love potion, aeroflot safety inspector emeritus, dope dealer to the rich and infamous, best girlfriend, painter, teacher, 180 lbs, toe-nail clipper, former united states president, anthropophage, soap opera starlet, happy camper, brother, rollmop herring roller, religious leader, will-never-be ex-drinker, pooper-scooper, private dick, good egg, worrier, 13 stone, zebra de-striper, film critic, settee upholsterer, anteater, refrigerator defurrer, crowd pleaser, hillary clinton's fashion consultant, post-natal, jet-setter, stamp licker, poet, bad speller, contortionist, DIY fetishist, highwayman, mammal, sherker, snake charmer, corpse manicurist, former austrian inneralpine hurricane predictor, head shrinker, warmonger, ex-smoker, coffin nailer, chorus girl at the Moulin Rouge, sexologist, ghostwriter, sherpa, (null), male, seasonal motocrotte driver, root canal digger, pop icon, mad hatter, your worst nightmare, consumer, autogamist, jockstrap test pilot, a-and-f-singer, gurkha, brown haired, mushroom cultivator, pumpkin masher, march hare, cowboy, programmer, roadrunner, traffic warden, cannon fodder, psychoanalyst, bikini waxer, sushi chef, debutante, amateur gynecologist, 82 kgs, landscape gardener, armpit sound artist, rumour spreader, goatherd, camel trader, de-licer, oceanographer, professional mourner, ex-oboist, cricketer, would-be francophone, burger flipper, experimental ornithologist, caucasian, prickly pear importer, tramp, prodigal son, wheel changer, astrologist, englšnder, honourary pygmy, chest hair decurler, eccles-cake eater, sculptor, football commentator, philosopher, blue-eyed, make-up remover, political consultant, ... (suggestions?)

(with a little education, you too can be all these things....check out my alma mater and see how I became like this.)

upwards and onwards